The GP Gazette

Stupidity at its finest

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Chase Dougherty, Staff Writer

April 1, 2019

You probably think that you’ve done some stupid things, but these people take the cake for most stupid. I got all of this information from Collegehumor, who got it from Reddit, but anywho, onto the tales. This story was titled, “I've never been more proud of you son." "I once said, Mom look at me I'm in a cartoo...

You’re a good person… I hope.

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March 4, 2019

Imagine this, you’re in a trolley on an one-way track to two lanes: First lane leads to five unsuspecting construction workers that cannot hear you, nor do they notice you, yet another lane is a knocked out kid not ready to face the consequences. You, a trolley controller, can kill the five construct wor...

Student versus teacher wrestling should be considered!

Photo illustrated by Henry Rainey depicting Zephaniah Hoko wrestling Micheal Brandy

Tu'imana Talanoa, Managing Editor

February 4, 2019

You'll have sports like soccer, basketball, volleyball, and etc, where they'll do students versus teacher events, but not wrestling. Why is that? Sure it seems logical but, is it due to contact, legal reasons, liability, dunno how to wrestle? Well, there's three common reasons that students and teachers...

Being smart, and sounding ‘smart’

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Tu'imana Talanoa, Managing Editor

November 5, 2018

Big words like hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of huge words, or pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism, having related symptoms to pseudohypoparathyroidism, yet it isn’t. Even parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides, a type of bird. These words in/out of context never made sense to me....

The Wasatch, versus, Granite Park

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Henry Rainey, Staff Writer

November 5, 2018

The weather was cloudy and it was about to rain. Granite got off to an with them shooting but they missed. Emanuel kicks it, but the Wasatch goalie blocked and he tried for the rebound and misses by inches. Then Wasatch makes a mistake in the box and instead of shooting and they pass the ball and miss...

What Spongebob Squarepants would be without Patrick Star

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Ian Termunde, Staff Writer

October 17, 2018

If the Nickelodeon TV show, “SpongeBob SquarePants” didn’t have Patrick Star, then it would be very boring because he is a large comedic influence in our lives. Yes, he’s stupid, but in a very funny way. He also has a lot of hilarious moments, such as when people called the Krusty Krab and he r...

Snitches don’t get stitches at Granite Park

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John Huerta, Staff Writer

May 21, 2018

In my opinion, I wouldn’t expose the wrongdoers. When being born and starting to grow up, we tend to see things and in our minds and we think it's okay. A reason of why I think people still do the wrong thing is because they were never told to stop what they were doing. If a child does whatever they...

Worst duo in history’s careers finally end

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Laura Ladner, Staff Writer

May 2, 2018

In the year of 2017, the Paul brothers made a huge come back after the app Vine had shut down. After vine was officially dead, they went for the next best thing, youtube. At first for most kids, they knew Jake Paul from his show on Disney channel, “Bizaardvark”. However, his brother Logan did not...

Either You Like Them or You Don’t

Either You Like Them or You Don't

Galilea Brewer

April 13, 2018

    From The Shining to IT, many scary movies have come out over many years. Some not scary and some horrifying. People with certain conditions who watch horror movies can possibly die from them, such as heart conditions. One little jumpscare can put them in the emergency room or a coffin.     Ther...

Homeless people are people too

Homeless people are people too

London Hoskins, Staff Writer

March 20, 2018

Why do people treat homeless people so bad? Don’t you think they’ve been through enough? They live on the streets; they don’t have anywhere to sleep. Why be mean to people who already have enough to go through? I know for a fact homeless people are nicer than well off people, because when I was ...

Feminist demand more than equality

Feminist demand more than equality

Laura Ladner, Staff Writer

March 7, 2018

Since 1963, women all over America have been complaining about the unequal rights between a man and a woman. Somethings that feminists have fought for can be reasonable. For example, women voting rights, women owning property, education, being financially independent, and so many more things. Sp...

To censor, or not to censor, that is the question

To censor, or not to censor, that is the question

Malcolm Beverly, Staff Writer

February 22, 2018

Censorship is usually a hit or a miss. It can be used to, fairly, block people from seeing or hearing something they don’t want to hear, such as nudity, or swearing in movies and TV. But it can also be used to unfairly block people from seeing or hearing something they don’t want to hear, like, maybe taki...

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