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What Spongebob Squarepants would be without Patrick Star

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If the Nickelodeon TV show, “SpongeBob SquarePants” didn’t have Patrick Star, then it would be very boring because he is a large comedic influence in our lives. Yes, he’s stupid, but in a very funny way. He also has a lot of hilarious moments, such as when people called the Krusty Krab and he responded with “No, this is Patrick.” Plus, there’s when he asked Squidward if mayonnaise is an instrument. There is also when SpongeBob tells Patrick that everyone is running away from him and he doesn’t know why. Patrick says it’s because he’s ugly and tells Spongebob a story about an ugly barnacle in which the story was about a barnacle that was so ugly that everyone died (which obviously had the opposite effect on him). Then there’s when Patrick says, “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma,” and then a picture of milk spilling appears in his mind. Also, there’s when DoodleBob (SpongeBob’s live drawing) draws a bowling pin from a rock and rolls it towards Patrick (who gets knocked down into a pit like a bunch of bowling pins). When SpongeBob asks if Patrick is okay, he yells, “Finland!”

 

These are five of the many reasons why SpongeBob SquarePants would be very boring without Patrick Star.

If SpongeBob SquarePants didn’t have Patrick Star, than its TV ratings would go down and it would eventually be cancelled. In other words, if Patrick Star wasn’t there, then the Nickelodeon TV hit series wouldn’t still be running episodes. Thank you, Patrick Star!

8 Comments

8 Responses to “What Spongebob Squarepants would be without Patrick Star”

  1. Nava on October 17th, 2018 3:46 pm

    Good , but I wasn’t reading it I was writing my own article.

  2. Mckenzie Hancock on October 26th, 2018 10:27 pm

    I agree, SpongeBob is a unique and wonderful cartoon, and it saddens me that we will probably never get another like it.

  3. Daunte Davis on October 29th, 2018 2:34 pm

    why you got to diss on sponge bob 🙁

  4. Jackson Bahr on October 29th, 2018 2:39 pm

    So Spongebob shouldn’t be part of the title?

  5. Isaiah Lopes on October 29th, 2018 2:40 pm

    It was pretty good I guess

  6. Henry Rainey on October 29th, 2018 2:40 pm

    The article was very deep. 🙂

  7. liza Galvez on October 29th, 2018 2:41 pm

    I think this is a very accurate article. Spongebob would not be spongebob withouth patrack. Tank you Ian!!!

  8. Aaisha on October 29th, 2018 2:41 pm

    THIS WAS THE BEST GOOD PUNCTUATION IAN

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