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So, I’m going to assume that everyone reading this realizes that the Earth is an “oblate spheroid,” also referred to as round. But, did you know, that there are full grown adults, yes, adults, that think that the Earth is flat. I know. It’s insane. So I’m going to attempt to prove these man-children wrong.

So obviously back in the great old days of idiocy, people thought that the Earth was flat. Which makes sense considering they had no satellites or anything of that sort to prove themselves wrong. But nowadays, we do have this technology, and are able to tell that the earth is indeed round. And yet, we still have people that don’t listen to this evidence, and assume that NASA is run by like, Satan or something and they’re lying to us to trick us for whatever reason. They also believe that  the sun rotates around the earth, has a diameter of 32 miles and is 3000 miles above the Earth. All of which is completely incorrect.

They also don’t understand what gravity is. Most of them assume that if the Earth was round, all of the water would “fall off into space”.This is yet again, false. Gravity is force that, no matter where you go on the Earth, you will be kept safe on the ground. Did you know that everything has a gravitational pull? Most things don’t have a big enough mass to actually attract anything, but big things like planets and stars have such a big mass, that their gravitational pull is strong enough to pull things towards themselves. Such as, the round Earth. So that means, gravity isn’t a force that pushes things down from the top of the Earth like these geniuses think. The Earth’s gravitational pull is trying to pull you towards the center of the Earth. I can’t believe that this has to be explained to these people. Literal children are able to understand this.

Did you know that there are multiple celebrities that are “flat Earthers”? Namely Kyrie Irving and B.o.B, who recently released an album entitled Earth with multiple tracks talking about the flat earth. These subhumans should literally be ashamed of themselves. All of the small, and very, very stupid children that like these two are going to see an interview of Kyrie talking about the flat earth and think he’s right and then we’ll have another generation that can’t even grasp the simple concept of gravity.

And another thing, if the earth is flat, why is it the only flat planet. Why aren’t Jupiter, Mars, Venus, etc flat? In fact why isn’t the sun flat? It’s a bit strange to imagine 7 round planets and then just a flat one right in the middle.

 Overall, if you believe in the round Earth, you’ve obviously just been tricked by NASA. Stop believing in NASA’s lies you sheep.

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17 Responses to “Idea of a round earth falls flat with some”

  1. mbrandy on January 10th, 2018 8:45 pm

    Dude, wake up! It’s square, and I have irrefutable evidence to back it. You failed to mention, curiously, that Rapper B.o.B started a crowdfunding to send a satellite into space to find out. With bated breath, I wait for these square images.

  2. McKenzie Hancock on January 16th, 2018 12:02 pm

    There are flat-earthers all over the globe.

  3. Emma Carter on January 21st, 2018 7:36 pm

    It’s a triangle, Mr. Brandy. Facts.

  4. William Pettit V on August 28th, 2018 8:33 am

    I’m pretty sure it’s an oblate spheroid…

  5. David, Philip Eakin on January 11th, 2018 11:31 am

    NO it’s cube!

  6. kaden on February 13th, 2018 10:34 am

    no it’s a circle.

  7. Sawyer Lee on January 11th, 2018 12:08 pm

    People this isn’t minecraft (except the malcom) there is no flat surface read this article about how a cube would not be earth. This is also not “RISK” if the world was flat then tell me how to get from calafornia to japan without going right

    https://www.spaceanswers.com/deep-space/can-we-artificially-create-a-black-hole/ – cube article

  8. Sawyer Lee on January 11th, 2018 12:11 pm

    And you cant flip the world upside down to do it

  9. David, Philip Eakin on January 17th, 2018 11:41 am

    its just a joke.

  10. Galilea Brewer on January 11th, 2018 12:09 pm

    Wow, Im speachless

  11. Agustin on January 16th, 2018 11:38 am

    It’s not possible that the Earth is flat since I went from here, Salt Lake City, to Australia, but going East. So, really, if the Earth was flat it would be impossible to get from one place to another by going East.

  12. shelby on February 13th, 2018 10:30 am

    the eath is not flat ok people. get it right because the earth is not flat.

  13. kaden on February 13th, 2018 10:31 am

    the earth is not flat get it right people

  14. zowie rhoton on February 13th, 2018 10:37 am

    i totle agree with this artical because if the world is flat gravity will be hywaier and we will be foting, can’t controling your body.

  15. SneK on February 13th, 2018 11:09 am

    No. Earth is made of sneks.
    But this article needs an example of the recent news if the flat earther that tried launching himself and failed .

  16. William Pettit V on August 28th, 2018 8:31 am

    I think earth is an oblate spheroid!

  17. Klancy Moreno on August 28th, 2018 1:08 pm

    The earth is round, i can’t believe that full grown ADULTS think the earth is flat.

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